Titans Birthday Card
Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the Titan-ic Struggles
Got a buddy who's all about that Two-Tone Blue and keeps insisting that this year is "Titan Up" year? Gift them a birthday card as memorable as their team's near-misses.
Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Titans fan." (Boom, we sacked it. Someone had to tackle the optimism.)
Features & Details:
- Dimensions: Clocking in at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—a perfect match for that Derrick Henry action figure they keep on their desk.
- Material: Printed on high-quality cardstock paper that’s almost as resilient as their belief in a playoff run.
- Extras: Paired with an extra kraft envelope, because when it comes to the Titans, it's good to have a backup.
- Protection: Secured in a cello sleeve, offering better coverage than their secondary on a rough day.
- Method: Delivered via USPS Ground Advantage. Unlike a Hail Mary pass, this will reach its intended target.
- Tracking: Of course, includes tracking info so you can trace this card like it's a deep throw to A.J. Brown.
Our Guarantee: Comes with our Titan Tough Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Titans-loyal compadre doesn't get a kick out of this more than a failed two-point conversion, let us know. We'll make it right, or at least make an attempt better than a fourth-down gamble.
Strike while the iron's hot! Add to cart faster than a Titan racing to the end zone. Give them a birthday to remember, filled with the same mix of joy and disappointment that comes with being a Titans fan.