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  • Calmeth Thine Titties Sweater
  • Calmeth Thine Titties Sweater
  • Calmeth Thine Titties Sweater
  • Calmeth Thine Titties Sweater
  • Calmeth Thine Titties Sweater

Calmeth Thine Titties Sweater

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🌟 Retro "Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole and Calmeth Thine Titties" Blue Spruce Comfort Colors Crew Neck Sweater 🌟

Description:

Express your sense of humor and style with our witty and unique blue spruce Comfort Colors crew neck. This shirt features a playful twist on a classic phrase, with the text "Thou shalt shutteth thy pie hole and calmeth thine titties" elegantly displayed in retro white font. It's the perfect blend of vintage charm and modern humor.

Product Details:

🎨 Color: Blue Spruce (a soothing and stylish shade of blue-green)

📜 Text: "Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole and Calmeth Thine Titties"

🌈 Material: Made with Comfort Colors' soft and cozy fabric for maximum comfort

📏 Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL (Please refer to the sizing chart in the images)

🚻 Unisex fit for a relaxed, comfortable feel

😂 A hilarious and conversation-starting piece for your wardrobe

Care Instructions:

To ensure the longevity of this tee and its witty message, we recommend:

🌊 Machine wash in cold water with like colors

🌬️ Tumble dry on low heat

🔥 Iron on the reverse side if needed

🚫 Do not bleach

Shipping:

🚚 We ship within the USA and offer international shipping as well.

⏳ Please allow 2-5 days for your order to be prepared and shipped.

🌍 Shipping times may vary depending on your location. Please check estimated delivery times during checkout.

Make a statement and bring a smile to people's faces with this hilarious and bold crew neck. "Thou shalt shutteth thy pie hole and calmeth thine titties" is a playful reminder to stay calm and take life with a grain of humor. Add it to your collection today!

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