Calmeth Thine Titties Shirt

Moss Comfort Colors Tee - "Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole and Calmeth Thine Titties"

👑 Are you tired of the daily drama? Fed up with the incessant chatter? Then it's time to let your t-shirt do the talking. Introducing the ultimate silencer in sassy fashion: our moss green Comfort Colors tee with a message that's both medieval and mightily clear - "Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole and Calmeth Thine Titties".

Why You'll Love It:

-Vintage Sass: The retro white font isn't just a style statement; it's a lifestyle. Perfect for those who adore a touch of old-school cheek with their modern-day snark.

-Luxurious Comfort: Made with the soft, lived-in feel of a Comfort Colors shirt, it's like wearing a cloud – if clouds were bold, beautiful, and told people to be quiet in 14th-century English.

Wear it When:

-At the supermarket, because seriously, Karen, no one needs to hear a 20-minute phone conversation about your cat's new diet.

-In your next Zoom meeting. Camera on, mic off, message clear.

-Family gatherings, where Aunt Susan's "Have you tried yoga?" suggestion for the 47th time really needs the stylish retort it deserves.

Details:

-Size: Check our sizing chart – we cater to all thrones, big or small.

-Care: Machine washable. Because who has time for hand-washing when there’s reigning to do?

Whether you're a sassy lass, a brazen bro, or a regal non-conformer, this tee is your new bestie. So, wear your heart on your tee and your wit on your sleeve.

Disclaimer: Sarcasm may not be for everyone. Wear responsibly.