{"product_id":"the-shit-talking-bundle-6-funny-birthday-roasts-aging-sarcastic-gift-set","title":"The Shit Talking Bundle, 6 Funny Birthday Roasts, Aging Sarcastic Gift Set","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSome birthdays call for a nice message. This bundle is not for those birthdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Shit Talking Bundle rounds up six of our most savage birthday roasts in one set, built for the friend, sibling, or coworker who wants to laugh at getting older instead of pretending it isn't happening. Nursing home jabs, geriatric insults, fossil jokes, and a reminder that nobody trusts a fart past a certain age, this bundle covers the full range of \"I love you, you're ancient.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for the friend group that roasts each other every birthday, a milestone birthday nobody's letting them forget, or anyone building out a stash of go-to insults for whoever's turn it is to age. Loud, sarcastic, and zero sympathy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e6-piece bundle, one of each design shown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank inside so you can write your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWrapped in a protective cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIncludes a WORLD FAMOUS \"rip open this mofo\" envelope sticker on each piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout. Ships in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"As Told By Ellie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44005264883786,"sku":"BND02","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5871\/9050\/files\/bundles.jpg?v=1785700670","url":"https:\/\/www.astoldbyellie.com\/products\/the-shit-talking-bundle-6-funny-birthday-roasts-aging-sarcastic-gift-set","provider":"As Told By Ellie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}