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  • Sober Life Hoodie
  • Sober Life Hoodie
  • Sober Life Hoodie

Sober Life Hoodie

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"As Told By Ellie" Does It Again! 🚀

Had enough of boring sobriety merch? Darling, so did we. Introducing the hoodie you didn’t know you needed until right flipping now. It's white, it's retro, and just like you, it's soberly stylish.

"SOBER LIFE" screams the front - because why whisper when you can shout? Oh, and let's not forget our trio of cheeky smiley faces – they've swapped their eyes for lightning bolts because regular eyes are just too mainstream for us. ⚡😜

Top Reasons to Get This Hoodie:

🌟 Designed by Ellie, the queen of snark herself. You loved her cards, now wear her wit!

🌟 Perfect for anyone looking to make a sober statement or just mildly annoy Aunt Karen at the next family gathering.

🌟 Radiate “I’m sober, and I know it” vibes all day, every day.

Happy Customer Guarantee: Not feeling the snark? Or maybe the hoodie ate your lunch? Whatever it is, give us a shout, and we'll sort it out. We aim for smiles, smirks, and the occasional eye-roll. 🙄

How to Order: Click, pay, wait, strut. In that order. Don’t dilly-dally.

C'mon, join the snark side; we have better hoodies! 🎉

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