• Raiders Birthday Card
  • Raiders Birthday Card

Raiders Birthday Card

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Snarky Birthday Card for the Silver and Black Enthusiasts

Got a friend who's all about that Raider Nation life, complete with eyepatch and a vocabulary limited to "Just win, baby!"? Give them a birthday card that can plunder their fanatic heart like a true Raider.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Raiders fan." (Oh, we're raiding the taboo territory. Someone needed to tackle the fandom.)

Features & Details:

  • Dimensions: Plundered at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—ideal for stashing next to that worn-out Bo Jackson jersey.
  • Material: Printed on heavy-duty, high-quality cardstock paper, almost as durable as a Raiders fan's conviction.
  • Extras: Booty includes an extra kraft envelope, perfect for when they inevitably want to share the snark with another member of the Nation.
  • Protection: Encased in a cello sleeve tougher than any Raiders defensive line.

Shipping:

  • Method: Delivered via USPS Ground Advantage. It might not raid villages, but it'll raid your mailbox effectively.
  • Tracking: Avast, ye! We provide tracking information. Keep tabs on this treasure as it sails toward its destination.

Our Guarantee: This card sails in with our Pirate's Snarky Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Raiders-obsessed friend isn't as thrilled as they are during a rare win, let us know. We’re committed to making snark the real MVP.

Add to cart faster than a Raider fan can say, "We were robbed!" Inject some high-seas humor into a birthday that's sure to be as intense as a Raiders-Chiefs matchup.

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