Happy Birthday Douche Card
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In need of a birthday card that says what everyone else is thinking? Look no further! This sarcastic and delightfully inappropriate greeting card is here to provide a dose of snark for your favorite douchebag on their special day. Whether it's your brother, sister, or just a friend with a wicked sense of humor, this card is guaranteed to bring a mischievous grin to their face.
Let's face it, not everyone deserves a sweet and sentimental birthday card. Some people just need to be lovingly reminded of their douchiness on their special day. And that's where this card comes in. It's like a playful slap in the face, delivered with a chuckle and a wink.
The inside of the card is intentionally left blank, allowing you to unleash your own snarky genius. Write a hilarious message that reflects your unique relationship or recount an embarrassing moment to keep them humble. The possibilities are endless, so let your sarcasm run wild!
Each card is professionally printed on high-quality cardstock to ensure a durable and visually striking product. It comes with an envelope that matches the card's snark level, ready to be sent directly to the recipient or handed over for a face-to-face delivery that's bound to provoke laughter.
If you're on the hunt for a gift that's delightfully inappropriate, this sarcastic birthday card is the perfect choice. Embrace the humor, make their birthday memorable, and let them know they're a special kind of douche in your life.
So, don't miss the chance to unleash some well-deserved sass on their big day. Order now and get ready to celebrate in the most snark-tastic way possible!
The Card:
- Front: Happy Birthday Douche
- Inside: blank
- 5 in x 7 in
- Comes with an extra kraft envelope
Let's face it, not everyone deserves a sweet and sentimental birthday card. Some people just need to be lovingly reminded of their douchiness on their special day. And that's where this card comes in. It's like a playful slap in the face, delivered with a chuckle and a wink.
The inside of the card is intentionally left blank, allowing you to unleash your own snarky genius. Write a hilarious message that reflects your unique relationship or recount an embarrassing moment to keep them humble. The possibilities are endless, so let your sarcasm run wild!
Each card is professionally printed on high-quality cardstock to ensure a durable and visually striking product. It comes with an envelope that matches the card's snark level, ready to be sent directly to the recipient or handed over for a face-to-face delivery that's bound to provoke laughter.
If you're on the hunt for a gift that's delightfully inappropriate, this sarcastic birthday card is the perfect choice. Embrace the humor, make their birthday memorable, and let them know they're a special kind of douche in your life.
So, don't miss the chance to unleash some well-deserved sass on their big day. Order now and get ready to celebrate in the most snark-tastic way possible!
The Card:
- Front: Happy Birthday Douche
- Inside: blank
- 5 in x 7 in
- Comes with an extra kraft envelope