• Fuck Off Respectfully Card
  • Fuck Off Respectfully Card
  • Fuck Off Respectfully Card
  • Fuck Off Respectfully Card

Fuck Off Respectfully Card

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Introducing the "F*ck Off Respectfully" Sarcastic Joke Card - Because Sometimes Politeness Is Overrated!

💌 Card Details:

-Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Perfectly proportioned for delivering your oh-so-respectful message.
-Comes with a kraft envelope, because even your disdain has a rustic charm.
-Wrapped in a cello sleeve - because we wouldn't want your card to suffer the horrors of your reckless mail carrier, would we?

🚚 Shipping Info:
-Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail - for those who need a lesson in respect and patience, all rolled into one.

Upgrade Your Shipping Game:
-USPS Ground Advantage: Because slow and steady wins the race, right?
-UPS 3 Day Select: For when you're in a hurry to be sarcastic.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: When you realize even sarcasm has a time limit.
-Overnight: Because being snarky can't wait!

🏠 Want more dry, snarky humor to light up your life? Head over to our main homepage at As Told By Ellie and prepare for a masterclass in respectful irreverence. Your inner cynic will thank you. 😉🖕

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