Dolphins Birthday Card
Snarky Birthday Card for Lovers of the Deep Blue Team
Know someone who claims to adore dolphins but seems more fixated on a Miami football team than the actual marine mammals? Splash into their birthday with a card that's swimming in sarcasm.
Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Dolphins fan." (You bet your dorsal fin we went there. Someone had to flip the script.)
Features & Details:
- Dimensions: Skillfully created at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—ideal for fitting into that beach bag they lug around all year as a symbol of misplaced hope.
- Material: Printed on snazzy high-quality cardstock paper, capable of withstanding even the most spirited tailgate water fight.
- Extras: Surfaces with an additional kraft envelope—perfect for re-gifting to another Dolphin fanatic in the cycle of fandom.
- Protection: Neatly sealed in a cello sleeve—because this card should remain unsplashed, unlike your overly optimistic friend.
- Method: Delivered via USPS Ground Advantage. It won't make it to the end zone, but it will make it to your mailbox.
- Tracking: Of course. Tracking information included so you can monitor this card's migration to its final beachhead.
Our Guarantee: This card sails with our Fins-Up Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Dolphins-obsessed pal doesn't laugh as much as they did at their last playoff run, let us know. We'll make sure your snarky touchdown is recognized.
Click 'Add to Cart' quicker than a Dolphin can jump out of the water! Show your friend that while you may not support their team choices, you'll still make a splash on their birthday.