Bengals Birthday Card
Snarky Birthday Card for "Particular" Football Fans
Got a friend who can't stop roaring about the Bengals, and you can't stop rolling your eyes? Celebrate their birthday the way they'd least expect—with a card as audacious as their fandom!
Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Bengals fan." (Oh yes, we did. Someone had to temper that roar.)
Features & Details:
- Dimensions: Tastefully designed at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—compact enough not to compete with their giant foam tiger paw.
- Material: Printed on snazzy high-quality cardstock paper, almost as bold as that unmistakable orange and black ensemble they wear every Sunday.
- Extras: Comes with a bonus kraft envelope—because, knowing Bengals fans, they might try to re-gift this to another member of their stripey clan.
- Protection: Safely stashed in a cello sleeve. We're ensuring it arrives intact, unlike some of their past playoff hopes.
Shipping:
- Method: Sent via USPS Ground Advantage. Our delivery is more reliable than a last-minute field goal attempt.
- Tracking: Naturally, we include tracking information. You'll want to know when this sassy message reaches its target.
Our Guarantee: Each card is backed by our Snark-Is-Art Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Bengals-loving friend doesn't find this as hilarious as we do, let us know. We're committed to making sure your snark hits the mark this birthday season.
Ready to send a birthday greeting they won't forget? Add to cart and let's give your Bengals-fanatic friend something to really roar about!