Behind Every Bad Bitch is a Dog Who Follows Women's T-Shirt
Sassy T-Shirt for Life's Unsung Heroes - aka Bathroom Voyeur Dogs
🐾 Description 🐾
Ever feel like someone's watching you? You're not paranoid – you probably just have a dog.
Behold: The essential wardrobe piece for every dog lover who’s tired of explaining why they can’t even have one. single. moment. of privacy.
👚 Colors: Available in pristine "Not-Yet-Dropped-On-The-Floor White" and "Slightly-Less-White-But-Still-Cool Ivory".
> Front: As blank as your dog's understanding of personal space.
> Back: Bold, red-lettered sass that speaks louder than your dog's barks every time someone dares to walk past your window.
- Perfect for anyone who’s ever tried to pee with a tail wagging between their knees.
- Great conversation starter – or ender, depending on how you see it.
- Gentle reminder for those days when your pup’s side-eye makes you question your fashion choices: At least you've got this shirt on point.
🎁 Giftability: Know someone who claims to be a 'Bad Bitch' and also has a furry stalker? You just found their next birthday present. You're welcome.
📢 Disclaimer: Wearing this t-shirt will NOT deter your dog from following you to the bathroom. In fact, they may just get prouder.
Get yours now and wear your truth. Or don't, and continue to have silent bathroom stare-offs with your dog. The choice is yours!